The login-and-licence layer passed all 12 tests on two separate estates the same evening.
Real work, done by AI staff
Everything below actually happened.
An always-on AI team a small business owner runs from their phone.
Evidence
The first outsider ran the product on his own Windows PC; its honest verdict on a fresh machine ("nothing proven yet") was the correct answer.
Connected to a real yoga studio's records, an automatic public-register check caught that her first company accounts were due in 54 days — before her accountant mentioned it.
First real customer went live: a cafe owner, on his own small cloud box (a few pounds a month), his own Telegram bot, his own AI subscription; full phone round trip proven within two minutes.
A phone-first drafts page went live over proper HTTPS: the owner taps once to copy each AI-drafted reply.
The one-command installer is now proven on two different cloud providers.
How it works in one breath
their own AI subscription + a small cloud box + their own Telegram bot + nothing sent without a permission tap on their phone.
Three ways to run it
small cloud box (~£5/mo, default) · a Raspberry Pi on their premises · their own laptop (honest warning: close the lid and it stops).