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Done-for-you AI staff for small businesses

Close up. Leave the paperwork at the door.

The office work that eats your evenings — the replies, the chasing, the checking, the deadlines — done for you overnight. You just say yes or no from your phone.

We set it up. We keep it running. You never touch a computer.

Tuesday 07:30
Morning. Three things: till report filed · brewery order not in the book yet · one review reply drafted.
Draft for Sarah's 5★ review: "Thanks Sarah — that's made our morning. See you Friday." Send it?
Yes — sendTweak it
Yes — send
Sent and logged. The brewery order I'll chase at 9 unless you say otherwise.
Anything else, just ask. I'm here all day and all night.

A real morning, drawn from a real install.

Your eveningsthe after-hours office shift, done while you're living your life
No nasty surprisesofficial deadlines watched for you — late fines just stop happening
Money stops slippingevery review answered, every order chased — the little leaks close

No made-up numbers, no stock-photo smiles — everything claimed on this page really happened.

What we do

The second job you never applied for — handled.

Watches records appear

The till report, the order book, the booking sheet. If something that should exist doesn't, you hear about it in plain words.

Never guesses — a missing record is reported as exactly that.

Drafts your words

Review replies, supplier messages, posts, paperwork. Written overnight, waiting on your phone — one tap approves, nothing leaves before it.

Approve, tweak, or bin. The tap is the law.

Guards your deadlines

Official filing dates watched from the public registers, so nothing official ever sneaks up on you again.

54 days' warning on a real deadline — before any human mentioned it.
How it works

We do the hard bit. All of it.

We set it up with you

About an hour, usually at your place. Your only jobs are the ones that should be yours: a sign-in tap and your own passwords in your own hands.

It lives on your own little server

Around £5 a month, always on, owned by you. It doesn't sleep when a laptop lid closes — that's the whole trick.

You run it from your phone

One private chat. Ask it things, tell it things, approve things. We look after updates and health from our side.

Waiting for you · Instagram

"Fresh sourdough out at 8 tomorrow — first ten through the door get the crusts warm."

Tap to copy
Waiting for you · Review reply

"Thanks Dave — the team will be chuffed. See you Saturday."

Tap to copy

Every word waits for you.

Drafts collect on one phone page with a copy button each. Approve the good ones, tweak the nearly-right ones, bin the rest. Nothing is ever posted, sent, or filed without your say-so — and that rule is enforced by the system, not by a promise.

The drafts page runs over proper secure HTTPS, so the copy button works right inside your phone.

54days' notice

First company accounts due — caught by the register watch before anyone mentioned it.

Deadlines, guarded by a machine that doesn't forget.

Your filing dates come straight from the official public registers, matched to your exact company — by its number, never by a lookalike name. When a date is counted, something actually counted it: no guesses, no vibes, no "should be fine".

True story, July 2026: a real studio's first accounts deadline, flagged 54 days out.

Why us

Honesty is the feature.

Most software promises everything. Ours is built around what it will never do — written in plain English and enforced by the system itself.

  • Never sends anything without your tap. Anything.
  • Never makes a number up — figures come from your real records or they don't appear.
  • Never cries wolf — a missing record is reported plainly, nothing more.
  • Never holds your passwords. Yours stay yours, typed by your hands.
  • Never keeps hidden access — ours can be removed, and we prove the removal from the outside.
  • Never needs your computer. There isn't one in the whole setup.

— signed in code, not just ink.

Your industry

Built against real shops, not imaginary ones.

Don't take our word for it. Take the log's.

Six dated things this product has actually done — this month, for real businesses.

See the evidence

See it running on your business.

The demo isn't a slideshow — it's the real thing, pointed at real work. Free pilot slots exist for the right case study.

Grab Josh in person, or ask whoever showed you this page to put you in touch.

First, see how it works